What is Lucid Dreaming?

The basic definition of lucid dreaming requires nothing more than becoming aware that you are dreaming. However, the quality of lucidity can vary greatly. When lucidity is at a high level, you are aware that everything experienced in the dream is occurring in your mind, that there is no real danger, and that you are asleep in bed and will awaken shortly. With low-level lucidity, you may be aware to a certain extent that you are dreaming, perhaps enough to fly or alter what you are doing, but not enough to realize that the people are dream representations, or that you can suffer no physical damage, or that you are actually in bed.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Sexual Dreams and You!

This isn't apropos of anything. I just found myself on a dream interpretation website and thought I'd bring it to 11points. I like dream interpretation -- nothing is what it seems, everything means something else. No matter what Freud said, a cigar is never a cigar. 

For today, I'm analyzing 11 different sex dream subjects to let you know what they REALLY mean.


  1. Dream of a dominatrix, find God.
    If you dream about...a dominatrix it means that... you're looking to find God. Apparently, dreaming that you're a dominatrix means you're looking to step up your spirituality. Not sure how digging your spiked high heel into someone until they say the safety word (most likely "razzmatazz") is a sign that you're looking to be born again, but hey, who am I to argue with abook?
  2. If you dream about... watching someone get naked it means that... you're compassionate. Watching someone get undressed shows you want to understand that person better so you can empathize and become more comfortable with them. I suppose this even applies if you're watching them get undressed through binoculars outside their window.
  3. If you dream about... castration it means that... you feel uncreative. Makes sense, getting your genitals lopped off is akin to not being able to express yourself by painting seascapes or making a bunch of pots.
  4. If you dream about... orgies it means that... you need to have fewer hobbies. Take a note: If, in your dream, you're getting spread too thin by simultaneous sex with a half dozen people... maybe it means you're getting spread too thin in real life. So give up stamp collecting or you're going to keep dreaming of getting gangbanged.
  5. If you dream about... an erection it means that... you should finally start writing that novel you're always talkin' about. Erections don't mean erections in dreams. They mean you have power and energy you need to use, and, most commonly, use in a creative way.
  6. If you dream about... wearing a chastity belt it means that... you're too protective. Clearly. If you want to put your lady genitalia under lock-and-key, it's a sign that you need to relax.
  7. If you dream about... condoms it means that... well, it depends on the condom. If the condom is wrapped, it means you need to start letting other people voice their opinions. If you're a woman and you dream about a man wearing a condom, it means you feel emotional protected. And finally, if the condom is unwrapped, it means you're sexually frustrated (naturally, because every dream interpretation has to be the opposite of logical).
  8. If you dream about... incest it means that... you forgive a family member for an argument. Seriously. Your subconscious mind rewards them sexually. And yes, that's gross, but it doesn't mean (1) you're sexually attracted to your sister or (2) that you should take the dream as a sign and act on it in real life. She gives you a nice birthday present, just thank her with a heartfelt hug.
  9. If you dream about... performing oral sex on yourself it means that...you're a selfish bastard. But hey, I respect you for dreaming of something so ambitious.

26 comments:

  1. Good point of view, it's interesting for me. I will watch your posts.

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  2. wow some of these are....eye opening

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  3. oh man LOL number 5 got me
    morning wood anyone?

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  4. thats really interesting...i would never have thought of some of those; i'll have to start jotting down my dreams

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  5. this is some really cool concept...too bad i do not dream at all ><..i wanna dream more often though

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  6. interesting. but please more dominatrix pics :D

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  7. Don't remember my own dreams... :(

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  8. very interesting, thx for sharing^^

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  9. i'm usually the one getting naked

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  10. Wow, not even in my own dreams am I get any of that stuff :(

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  11. It makes sense since i'm extremely selfish... haha, good post.

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  12. Gosh, the way these defy logic are whacky. I wonder how much of this is really true. On that note, I wish I was that flexible...

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  13. ...what if I dream about incestuous orgies!? Haha.

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  14. I dunno if I've ever had any kinda dream involving sex.

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  15. WEll... I barely remember what I was dreaming, but I wake up excited you know?

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  16. Very excited to follow this blog.

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  17. lol, very interesting and a nice read!

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  18. Haha I'm sure lots of people get the last one

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